abhortion:

Everyone, please use your Oxford commas.  This has been a PSA.

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allyfit:

chanel-smokes:

imparfait-e:

bl-ossomed:

omgg cute

Ryan Gosling and Jake Gyllenhaal, beautiful human beings

oh my fuck

christ

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flawlessescape:

coelacanthteeth:

lustful-lingerie:

Knickerocker has these delightful new panties out! 

There’s a Bunny, Bear or Kitty

ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY ARE THE BLUE ONES <3_____<3

The bear X)

I need these for things. 

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Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word.

George R.R. Martin (via iamtough)

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idiotsonfb:

nerd humor.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood

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OH DEAR GOD. Are you even human?

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aliased1:

End of fucking discussion… #curves #curvy #wisdom #women #sexy #woman #bestsayings #whatmenwant #men

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THIS CAT IS ASKING TO BE PETTED IT IS ACTUALLY ASKING THIS IS THE MOST POLITE CAT IN THE WORLD AND IT’S GOING TO KILL ME

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jakemalik:

my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera

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its-a me twerkio

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lepreas:

me waking up in the morning with my lover

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fuckyeahsexyatheists:

Sometimes I think no one loves Jon Stewart as much as I do.

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sodomymcscurvylegs:

SHADE!

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